STRESS-FOODGetting increasingly frustrated with “media” and “experts” and “studies”.  Eggs and BAD, no eggs are GOOD.  Gluten GOOD, no gluten is the GREAT SATAN.  Peanuts, no peanuts.  Fish, NO – too much mercury.  Don’t eat farm raised, do eat wild because we are depleting the supply.  Buy ORGANIC but is it really organic?  Now I can’t drink water because it comes in plastic bottles and tap water isn’t safe.  Do eat, don’t breath, take a pill you’ll feel better.  I’m rambling but it’s only because I’m fed up.  So, here comes a great article.  Read and enjoy.

I know you. We have a lot in common. You have been doing some reading and now you are pretty sure everything in the grocery store and your kitchen cupboards is going to kill you.

Before Your Healthy Eating Internet Education:

I eat pretty healthy. Check it out: whole grain crackers, veggie patties, prawns, broccoli. I am actually pretty into clean eating.

After Your Healthy Eating Internet Education:

Those crackers – gluten, baby. Gluten is toxic to your intestinal health, I read it on a forum. They should call those crackers Leaky Gut Crisps, that would be more accurate. That veggie burger in the freezer? GMO soy. Basically that’s a Monsanto patty. Did you know soybean oil is an insecticide? And those prawns are fish farmed in Vietnamese sewage pools. I didn’t know about the sewage fish farming when I bought them, though, really I didn’t!

The broccoli, though..that’s ok. I can eat that. Eating that doesn’t make me a terrible person, unless….oh, shit! That broccoli isn’t organic. That means it’s covered with endocrine disrupting pesticides that will make my son sprout breasts. As if adolescence isn’t awkward enough.

And who pre-cut this broccoli like that? I bet it was some poor Mexican person not making a living wage and being treated as a cog in an industrial broccoli cutting warehouse. So I’m basically supporting slavery if I eat this pre-cut broccoli. Oh my God, it’s in a plastic bag too. Which means I am personally responsible for the death of countless endangered seabirds right now.

I hate myself.

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